Zombie Strippers Review

zombie-strippers Some times a bad movie can be good, but Zombie Strippers is not one of them.  The only I started to watch this movie is because a friend had rented it thinking it would be funny and he thought for some reason that Rob Zombie had something to do with it.  What can I say about this movie.  Well we didn’t not even finish watching it because it was that bad.  Wasn’t even funny.  Don’t watch this movie.

Don’t bother watching this.  If you say, “but there are strippers in it”, yes but you can use Google and that is free and not a waste of time.

0 out of 5 GT (GT = Good Times)

2 Responses to “Zombie Strippers Review”

  1. A. Morisson Says:

    Completely agree. Horrible movie.

    Check out my Zombie Research Society blog at:

    http://www.zombieresearch.net

    Hope you like it, and keep up the good work!

  2. Ninja Burk the man the legend Says:

    Well, while I agree that the movie was terrible, I do not think that your review had done it justice. Let me give an example of where you went wrong. First off, you didn’t compare it to anything, like having a root canal done whilst a cock is in your mouth. Or having your ass plugged by a over agitated gorrila. Or perhaps, diarrhea while being sat on by a comely 400 lbs stripper…..named chuck. Basically you could have gone with, “Better to be stabbed in the face with a sodering iron, than to watch this movie.”

    See if this was a bad movie, then I could grant you that, but it was worse than bad. It was worse than bad because it had good names attatched to it. It was worse because it took a funny, campy idea, and spoiled it. Don’t believe me? Look at some of the greatest movies ever made. Planet Terror, Army of Darkness, Big Trouble in Little China, and any number of other movies that looked so campy, but turned out so well. Zombie Strippers is so terrible because it actually takes away from other movies. It creates doubt when you look at a project that looks similar but is actually good. It reduced the quality of my life. Having scene this movies actually lessens my life. It de-riches my existence. It suck my cock so hard that it hurts, but it doesn’t let me cum.

    I’d say thats my two cents, but you guys got like a dollar ninty five there. Have a good one.

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